General Ratzorg

General Ratzorg is the Practical Joker's half skeleton and half robot general in Captain Ethelwulf and The Practical Joker.

Powers and Abilities
General Ratzorg can do many abnormal things due to his half robot body. Those things include super strength, laser eyes, dislodging jaws and the ability to call the Practical Joker.

Laser eyes in controlled by staring really hard, and General Ratzorg can call the Practical Joker by pressing one of his skeleton teeth. The signal then transfers to the Practical Joker's hat which starts laughing like a lunatic.

Appearance
General Ratzorg's head is half robot and half skeleton. The eyes are four pointed star shaped and can both shoot lasers. On the skeleton side of his face the teeth are set in rows whereas on the other side they are just a beam going straight across General Ratzorg's mouth.

Ratzorg's Origin


Millions and millions of years ago the giants, who ruled the earth, were destroyed after a huge meteor shower. There was one remaining giant. Half of his body was later wounded in a mass eruption from Olympus Mons on Mars. Thd lava came down to earth and blew up his body.

He was later discovered by The Practical Joker and brought back to life by robotics. He became so powerful that The Practical Joker appointed him general in charge of The Skeletal Army.